El vs Bey Revisited

Revisiting one of the most popular episodes of Divorce Courts 20+ year history, El vs Bey featuring Poetica Bey, Musician and Mahdi El, Chaplain

The first time a Moorish American couple was able to appeal to the American comedy court judge, about marital issues.  

Over a half million views and comments on the archived episode on YouTube audiences of the Divorce Court Show and it's famous host Judge Lynn Toyler was speechless and audience members exploded with laughter in reference to the Philly Slang Phrases like "Phat Felicia" and "Tambourine" "I thought since she was Fat she could cook" 

The couple was able to air some of there dispute yet the compounding issues surround the two who have since renewed their vows, issues judge Lynn was unable to sort in the wirlwind of concerns... Since the audience couldn't get enough of the Swinging tassel swingers...baack by poplar demand. Now only exploring an open relationship aspect for Special occasions. 

The two are now back to air unaddressed concerns that maybe just maybe our new judge could assist, either way it will be quite the day In court to be entertained as Ms Beys final untimatum will be made on Divorce Court Revisited with El vs Bey:

Bey Greivences

Big Butt and A Gut Gal

1. El's Girlfriend, Co wife in training is too cocky over sexualized and Obest. She won't get off Live and Only Fans. we were once at a hotel pool enjoying ourselves what we thought was privately, she was on the live feed with men cash apping while she flash titi. We got flagged on Facebook because of her behavior. 

2.Oops Disposable Phones

El has disposed of cell phones of mine to say the least of many of my communication devices in multiple ways once donating my phone to Mormons who had knocked on the door for interfaith outreach. 

3. Eye-Spy (Every Step You Take, Sting)

He has been using a tracking system to locate My movements and only allows time for small increments of lapse time going to and from obligations. Although his eye spy saw me at the Gale on South Beach when he thought I was in the living room. 

4 "He is Honorey Your Honor"

Else patience Is extremely short especially when it comes to plans and conversation, he has been presenting such a temper tantrum style of communication that it feels like more children in the house. I'm like that calgon commercial. it makes me want to escape, I  require more "Loving Tones" and calming energy than I used too. I even got a Temp Job

5. Horsing Around Too Much

He complains I Ride Horses and Motorcycles to often and I won't choose one over the other. 

And maybe interested in one of the bikers or stablemen. Dudes be showing up outside our house on horses and motorcycles asking if I could ride different times he gets upset about it so they have to meet me at the end of the block.

After the show I started working at Cameo Night Club Super Bowl Weekend in South Beach Miami

    

Poetica Performing pre pandemic with twin dancers enjoyed themselves
 so much they joined the religion after the show

El doing his best to play the Tamborine

6 His Lesbian Girlfriends want him to be a sperm donor  We had them over for Valentine's day yet he hasn't seen them in awhile. 

7. Com-petty-tive I began the application process of a prestigious college thru a scholarship program and asked el to help me, instead he applied and was accepted and didn't tell me, No Lol this semester   

El Grievances

This is not a test.

1. Tired of her "Poetica Service Announcements" Requests for Loving Tones; 

 I played the tambourine as best I could. I have been security for her shows and filmed music videos for her. I'm just not effective security if I'm using the "Loving Tones" 

She Missed Me, In The Club With Fitty

2. I found out the Temp Job She Got During Super Bowl Weekend 2020 on South Beach, Cameo was at an Elite Gentleman's Club, I attempted to become a party crasher. when I got there security told me she was in VIP with 50 cent. 🤦

My Social Club / Man Cave Calapsed

3. My lesbian girlfriends don't get to spend no time with me since my wife convinced me to close my recording studio down because she said staff was #NorthFilthy. Now we have no where to hang out and are forced to stare at my wife in her face and in her place.  Pictured is us giving my gf's valentines day gifts and cards for damage control..   

Burkas Gone Wild

4. I want her to cover more in her muslima and cultural attire. She's addicted Being a Glam diva. I take her to an Islamic cultural event on the beach. All the other women are in burkinis. My wife poetica embarrasses me by wearing a thong bathing suit.